Sofia e a Banda.

A Banda


Estava a toa na vida
E a russinha chamou
Pra ver a banda passar
E o silicone pulou

Minha Sofia querida
agora eh estrela porno
nao posso acreditar
Rudievinha pirou

Tia Lupita, pobrecita, nem acreditou,
A Zuleikita os seus "zoinho" arregalou,
O Tio Trump fez beicinho e se admirou
E viu Sofia passar
e os "melao" se soltou...

As belas pernas para o publico nobre, ela abriu
A Perestroika que vivia coberta, surgiu
E a Sofia toda se assanhou...
Pra poder fotografar
P'ruma revista porno.

Vou ver Sofia passar
Ih! o airbag estourou

Pra Rudieva passar
Ih! Os "melao" 'rebentou!...

BY TONY AMARAL

Luciana Bertolini, Miss Brazil World 09

STUNNING!!!

Tip!

The 2009 MISS TEEN USA Pageant will be webcast live, tomorrow, July 31st, from Atlantis, Paradise Island , Bahamas at 8 PM ET on www.missteenusa.com.

This marks the first time the Miss Teen USA pageant will be streamed online to a worldwide audience.

Miss USA 2008, Crystle Stewart and host of NBC Mobile’s “Entertainment Buzz,” Seth Goldman will host the pageant which will include performances by talented rising star, singer/songwriter, Leah Renee and the hit band, Honor Society, straight from their tour opening for the Jonas Brothers.

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O concurso Miss Teen USA será transmitido, pela 1ª vez, em tempo real, amanhã, 31 de Julho, direto das Bahamas às 20 hrs (horário local) no link acima mencionado. Seth Goldman será o apresentador e o concurso terá como atrações a cantora Leah Renee e a banda Honor Society, que abre os shows dos Jonas Brothers.

Larissa Costa, Miss Brazil Universe 09.

GORGEOUS!!!!!!

Thiago, obrigadão!

Who had the hightest score in the swimsuit parade? 00's version

Quem teve a maior nota no desfile de biquini? Versão anos 2000.


TOP 15


15th - India /Celina Jaitley/2001 (4th ru) - 9.28



14th - USA/Crystle Stewart/2008 (semi-finalist) - 9.29



13th -Venezuela/Cynthia Lander Zamora/2002 (4th ru) - 9.29



12th - Canada/Kim Yee/2000 (semi-finalist) - 9.31



11th - Venezuela/Dayana Mendoza/2008 (Miss Universe) - 9.32



10th - USA/Kandace Krueger/2001 (2nd ru) - 9.37



9th - Venezuela/Claudia Moreno González/2000 (1st ru) - 9.37



8th - Colombia/Taliana Vargas/2008 (1st ru) - 9.43



7th - India/Lara Dutta/2000 (MU) - 9.44



6th - Korea/Honey Lee/2007 (3rd ru) - 9.45



5th - Greece/Evelina Papantoniou/2001 (1st ru) - 9.45



4th - Brazil/Natália Guimarães/2007 (1st ru) - 9.56



3rd - Japan/Riyo Mori/2007 (MU) - 9.59



2nd - Puerto Rico/Denise Quiñones/2001 (MU) - 9.61



1st - Russia/Oxana Fedorova/2002 (MU) - 9.88




THE WORST SCORE - A PIOR NOTA

60th - Vietnam/Lam Thuy Nguyen/2008 - 7.05

MiSStakes!! [2] Enganos!

LUCIE HADASOVA, MISS CZECH REP. UNIVERSE 07.

DID SHE DESERVE THE TOP 15 PLACEMENT?

Ela mereceu entrar no Top 15?

A beauty to remember [8]...

CAROLINA DEMENTIEV, MISS PANAMA UNIVERSE 08 AND, UNFORTUNATELY, JUST A PROMISE

CAROLINA DEMENTIEV, MISS PANAMA UNIVERSE 08 E, INFELIZMENTE, APENAS UMA PROMESSA.

A beauty to remember [7]...

RENATA SOÑE, MISS DOM. REP. UNIVERSE 2005, 2ND RUNNER-UP

Who had the highest score in the evening gown parade? 00's version

TOP 15

15th - India/Lara Dutta/2000 (MU) - 9.40




14th - Spain/Eva Siso Casals/2001 (semi-finalist) - 9.41




13th - Mexico/Elisa Nájera/2008 (3rd ru) - 9.42




12th - USA/Kandace Krueger/2001 (2nd ru) - 9.45




11th - Venezuela/Ly Jonaitis/2007 (2nd ru) - 9.51




10th - Spain/Helen Lindes Griffiths/2000 (2nd ru) - 9.51




9th - Venezuela/Eva Ekvall/2001 (3rd ru) - 9.52




8th - Colombia/Catalina Acosta Albarracín/2000 (semi-finalist)- 9.52




7th - Venezuela/Claudia Moreno González/2000 (1st ru) - 9.55




6th - Brazil/Natália Guimarães/2007 (1st ru) - 9.59




5th - Russia/Oxana Fedorova/2002 (MU deth.) - 9.64




4th - Greece/Evelina Papantoniou/2001 (1st ru) - 9.66




3rd - Venezuela/Dayana Mendoza/2008 (MU) - 9.69




2nd - Puerto Rico/Denise Quiñones/2001 (MU) - 9.74




1st - Colombia/Taliana Vargas/2008 (1st ru) - 9.82


TOP 15

THE WORST SCORE

50th - Australia/Laura Dundovic/2008 - 7.55